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Mel’s Internet Shepherd

Joe Jukic: [typing furiously on a laptop] Mel, I’ve got your back—and your site’s back. I can clone it, tweak it for Caviezel, and open-source the whole thing. No Illuminati backdoors, I swear.

Mel Gibson: [squinting] You’re telling me you work for free to stop Bavarian Illuminati “accidents,” no paycheck? And you’re out here redistributing my digital soul like it’s GNU/Linux?

Joe Jukic: Exactly. Information wants to be free, Mel. Just like your seed. Speaking of which—ever tried pomegranate? Deniro and Pacino swear by it. You could father a whole new Crusade. You shall know me by my fruits.

Mel Gibson: [pauses, stroking his beard] …Are we still talking about websites?

Joe Jukic: [grinning] Depends. Do you want the Illuminati to own your legacy? Or do you want to outbreed, outcode, and outmaneuver them?

Mel Gibson: [grabs a pomegranate] …Clone the damn site.

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Protecting Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is going to make these Illuminist/Luciferians “face the music”

CONCLUSION

If even a hair on his beautiful messianic head gets touched, I want u2 blame Marilyn Manson (The guy who got his wife killed)

ONE HAIR

if he falls off a horse like SUPERMAN/Christopher reeve i want u2 blame manson for spooking the horse with his satanic jibber jabber…if his dog dies i want u2 blame manson

if anything suspicous happens blame MM

Sed signifer sanctus Michael
repraesentet eas in lucem sanctam,
quam olim Abrahae promisisti
et semini ejus.

AMEN

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Le Roi Luis & Protection of the Holy Ground

I’ll leave u Mary candle Azorean Rex. Protect the holy ground the vampires/witches/warlocks/werewolves are no longer afraid of.
  • Holy Ground – Vampires cannot set foot on holy ground (for example, land consecrated by a priest). Again, this may vary depending on the belief system of th vampire, and the mythology it belongs to.

Cardinal Luis et Azorean Rex…

St Michael the Archangel Prayer In Latin

Sáncte Míchael Archángele, defénde nos in proélio, cóntra nequítiam et insídias diáboli ésto præsídium. Ímperet ílli Déus, súpplices deprecámur: tuque, prínceps milítiæ cæléstis, Sátanam aliósque spíritus malígnos, qui ad perditiónem animárum pervagántur in múndo, divína virtúte, in inférnum detrúde. Ámen.

Saint Michael the Archangel Prayer in English

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the malice and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen.

CONCLUSION

Our war is a Spiritual War. Guns and weapons of mass destruction won’t work in this battle. U2 bono, u better start shitting the African Aids children silver crucifixes and necklaces or U will burn in the eternal fire.

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