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Mel’s Internet Shepherd

Joe Jukic: [typing furiously on a laptop] Mel, I’ve got your back—and your site’s back. I can clone it, tweak it for Caviezel, and open-source the whole thing. No Illuminati backdoors, I swear.

Mel Gibson: [squinting] You’re telling me you work for free to stop Bavarian Illuminati “accidents,” no paycheck? And you’re out here redistributing my digital soul like it’s GNU/Linux?

Joe Jukic: Exactly. Information wants to be free, Mel. Just like your seed. Speaking of which—ever tried pomegranate? Deniro and Pacino swear by it. You could father a whole new Crusade. You shall know me by my fruits.

Mel Gibson: [pauses, stroking his beard] …Are we still talking about websites?

Joe Jukic: [grinning] Depends. Do you want the Illuminati to own your legacy? Or do you want to outbreed, outcode, and outmaneuver them?

Mel Gibson: [grabs a pomegranate] …Clone the damn site.

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The Secret Illuminati Covenant

The secret covenant was written by Skull & Bones secret society member John D Rockefeller
version 1.2

H.W. Bush once said “If the American People ever find out what we have done, they will chase us down the street and lynch us.”

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Apocalyptic Chemtrails

REVELATION 16:17 The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air.
A loud voice came out of the temple from the throne,
saying, “It is done.”

CONCLUSION

As the planets move into alignment, the world will be in great danger, from the secret society known as the illuminati – devious dangerous men who seek to fulfil an ancient prophecy by reuniting the two halves and attaining the triangle’s awesome and terrible powers

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