Scene: “Swing Away — Site and Sword”
INT. XCOM COMMAND BUNKER – NIGHT.
The bunker hums with machinery and red alert lights. A Chupacabra head lies decapitated on a steel table. The Fusion Sword hums faintly, casting plasma-blue light across the walls.
FIELD MARSHAL JOE JUKIC stands tall, handing the sword to MEL GIBSON, who’s now in full XCOM ranger gear.
JOE:
This blade was forged from a Draconis skimmer. It slices scales, armor, cloaks… hell, it slices bureaucracy too.
MEL (taking the sword, swinging it experimentally):
Not bad… reminds me of Signs. Never thought I’d be in the sequel.
JOE (grinning):
This is no movie, Ranger. This is real. The Chupacabras are breeding underground, and you’re the first line of defense.
MEL (pauses, holding the sword steady, then smirks):
You know, Joe… that melgibson.site you set up for me… it’s growing on me.
JOE (raising an eyebrow):
Really? Even after all my warnings about bots and AI infiltration?
MEL:
Yeah. It’s like… my own little digital church. Might as well post my adventures — slaying aliens and hunting goat-suckers.
JOE (handing him the Fusion Sword fully):
Then it’s official. Ranger Gibson… welcome to the front lines. Swing away.
MEL (gripping the sword, eyes narrowing at the dark corridor ahead):
With pleasure. And maybe later, we’ll post a blog about it. XCOM Ranger’s Guide to Chupacabras.
JOE:
As long as you include a screenshot of the decapitated head. Nobody will believe it otherwise.
(Mel swings the Fusion Sword once, slicing the air with a glowing hum. The Chupacabra head twitches one last time, then dissolves into ash. The melgibson.site logo flashes on a monitor in the background.)
FADE OUT.