We Don’t Need Another Hero

Setting: A crowded press conference at a climate summit. Joe Jukic and Mel Gibson are on stage, promoting a new, high-budget environmental action film where they play heroes who single-handedly save the planet. Greta Thunberg stands from the audience, taking the microphone during the Q&A.


Moderator: …and that’s the power of storytelling! We now have time for a few questions. Yes, the young woman in the back.

Greta: (Takes the microphone, her voice calm but sharp as flint) Thank you. This isn’t a question. It’s a statement.

Joe Jukic offers a charming, practiced smile. Mel Gibson leans in, intrigued.

Greta: You stand here, in your costumes paid for by a studio, promoting a fantasy. You talk about “saving the world” as if it’s a mission for a lone hero. A mission that ends when the credits roll and you collect your paycheck.

Joe Jukic: Now, hold on. The film’s message is about awareness. It’s about inspiring people toโ€”

Greta: To do what? To wait for a hero? To consume your product and feel like they’ve done their part? We are not an audience for your spectacle. We are not characters in your movie.

She gestures to the young activists standing with her.

Greta: My generationโ€ฆ we are not the future. We are the last generation. We are the ones you have left behind. You left us with a planet on fire, with ecosystems collapsing, and you offer usโ€ฆ a movie? With explosions and one-liners?

Mel Gibson: (Leaning into his microphone, a gruff edge in his voice) Young lady, stories have power. They stir the heart. Theyโ€”

Greta: We don’t need another bogus action hero! We don’t need your stirred hearts. We need you to stop lying. We need you to stop pretending.

Her voice rises, not in anger, but in fierce, unyielding clarity.

Greta: The real action isn’t on a screen. It’s in the ground. It’s in the oceans. It’s in the air you are still polluting to fly here today. We don’t need your awareness. We are acutely, painfully aware. What we demand is what you have the power and resources to actually do, but lack the courage.

Joe Jukic: And what is that?

Greta: Rewilding. Not as a plot point. Not as a CGI backdrop for your chase scenes. ACTION. NOW. Divest from destruction. Invest in restoration. Use your incredible influence not to play a hero for two hours, but to pressure the systems you are a part of to stop funding our extinction.

The room is silent. The camera flashes have stopped.

Greta: You want to be heroes? Then be real. Stop acting. The world doesn’t need a performance. It needs a lifeline. And we are the ones holding the other end, waiting to see if you will finally, actually, take it.

She places the microphone on the chair in front of her and turns, walking out of the press conference, followed by her peers. The silence she leaves behind is louder than any explosion in their film.

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Copyrighting the Bible

JCJ looked at Mel Gibson and Jim Caviezel with fire in his eyes.

โ€œTell me, brothersโ€”why do you act as if you own the scriptures? Why do you brand and sell the stories of Christ, as if they were your copyrights, your trophies? These words, these visions, these holy accountsโ€”do they not belong to God alone?

No man can chain the Word. No director, no actor, no church, no empire. The Bible is not a franchise to be packaged and soldโ€”it is the breath of the Living God. If you think you can possess it, you are mistaken. You are merely stewards, and stewards must answer to the Master.

You did not write the stories of the prophets. You did not suffer upon the Cross. You did not roll away the stone. So why walk with pride, as though you were authors, when you are but shadows? The stories belong not to Hollywood, nor to Rome, nor to any man. They belong to Godโ€”and to all His children.โ€

Mel Gibson furrowed his brow and clenched his hands.
โ€œJCJ, I never claimed to own Godโ€™s Word. What I did was take my craftโ€”film, story, imagesโ€”and put it at the service of the Gospel. The Passion of the Christ was not mine alone; it was an offering. Yes, money was made, but souls were stirred, tears were shed, and men returned to the faith. If I hadnโ€™t brought it to the screen, would the world have seen Christโ€™s suffering with such force? I am a sinner, but I tried to serve.โ€

Jim Caviezel bowed his head, his voice soft but steady.
โ€œI agree with you, JCJ. The stories belong to God. I do not own Christโ€™s sufferingโ€”I only carried a shadow of it in my body, on that cross, when I played Him. The whip, the wounds, the lightning that struck me on setโ€”it was a reminder that He is real, and He alone owns the story. I was only a vessel, chosen for a moment to point toward Him. If my performance led even one person closer to the truth, then I am content.โ€

JCJ leaned closer, unyielding.
โ€œThen remember, both of youโ€”you are not the owners, but the servants. The moment you claim ownership, you steal from God. But the moment you serve, you magnify Him. Do not let Hollywoodโ€™s greed, or manโ€™s pride, convince you otherwise. The Word is eternal, and it belongs to no man.โ€

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Mel’s Internet Shepherd

Joe Jukic: [typing furiously on a laptop] Mel, Iโ€™ve got your backโ€”and your siteโ€™s back. I can clone it, tweak it for Caviezel, and open-source the whole thing. No Illuminati backdoors, I swear.

Mel Gibson: [squinting] Youโ€™re telling me you work for free to stop Bavarian Illuminati “accidents,” no paycheck? And youโ€™re out here redistributing my digital soul like itโ€™s GNU/Linux?

Joe Jukic: Exactly. Information wants to be free, Mel. Just like your seed. Speaking of whichโ€”ever tried pomegranate? Deniro and Pacino swear by it. You could father a whole new Crusade. You shall know me by my fruits.

Mel Gibson: [pauses, stroking his beard] โ€ฆAre we still talking about websites?

Joe Jukic: [grinning] Depends. Do you want the Illuminati to own your legacy? Or do you want to outbreed, outcode, and outmaneuver them?

Mel Gibson: [grabs a pomegranate] โ€ฆClone the damn site.

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